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Old 31-03-08, 12:00
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C'mon Jiff, this is getting ridiculous, its time to... (wait for it).... put your foot down!
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Old 31-03-08, 14:28
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Wink Heather...Tasteless..

Well I think what she did to Sir Paul's lawyer was tasteless..
That woman has a bad habit of putting her foot in her mouth...

Dosen't Sir Paul's lawyer release the money to Heather..??
Pouring water over the lawyers head in the courtroom...
She may have bitten off more than she can chew..
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Old 31-03-08, 15:37
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The marriage was doomed once they'd lost the urge to throw a leg over.
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Old 01-04-08, 11:13
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A friend of mine in the UK saw Heather waiting for a bus the other morning. My friend asked her how she was getting on.

OK one more...
After the Divorce hearing, Paul was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather.
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Old 01-04-08, 11:19
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They say when the judge read out the settlement Heather was hopping mad
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Old 01-04-08, 13:00
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I led her down to the grassy bank,
My hands were all a-quiver,
I undid her suspender belt,
And her leg fell in the River.
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Old 02-04-08, 00:26
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I led her down to the grassy bank,
My hands were all a-quiver,
I undid her suspender belt,
And her leg fell in the River.
Howard these jokes about Heather don't exactly leave me 'legless' with laughter!
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