Some Funnies

[aj.lec]

> > A married couple was in a terrible accident where the
> > man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the
> > husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body
> > because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate
> > some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body
> > that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come
> > from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they
> > would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they
> > requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After
> > all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was
> > completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face.
> > He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his
> > friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful
> > beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was
> > overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear,
> > I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.
> > How can I possibly repay you?"
> > "My darling," she replied,
> > "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother
> > kiss you on the cheek."
> >
> > If this doesn't make you smile ~ nothing will!