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Old 15-09-07, 01:07
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Post Sheep Station, west of the never-never

Jacki-Jacki stormed his way into the Boss' office.
"Boss, I am very angry with you!"
"What seems to be the problem, Jacki?"
"My Missus just had a Baby & the little beggar is white! You is the only white fella on this sheep station, and there ain't no other white fellas for 600 miles! I'm gunna hafta kill ya!"
"Hold on Jacki" said the boss. "Things like that happen in nature all the time! We have 2000 sheep, none of the rams are black, but look! Every now and again we get a black lamb, don't we?!"
Jacki hung his head... "OK Boss, you win. I won't say nothing about my Missus if you don't say nothing about my sheep..."
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