Some Funnies

[Howard]

An Aussie traveler was lost while touring New Zealand's South Island. He happened upon a small town Pub & went in to ask for directions. However, he soon found that it wasn't often a non-local was seen in town, and soon it was him that was answering their questions.
"Where ya from, Bro?" asked one local
"Sydney, Australia" he said with pride
"And what do you do with your self, Bro?"
to which he replied "I'm a taxidermist"
"So you drive a cab then, Bro?"
"No" he said, grinning to himself. "I mount and stuff Animals"
The Barman said "Let me buy you a beer, you should have said that you were one of us, eh, Bro"