What is this houseplant?

[Alex Blair (RIP)]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir 2nd
.... you guys are bad

Now ... plant in question is GREEN ... like the green of military vehicles. It's name is Sargent Major Greentree, a patriotic Candaian immigrant (for many MANY generations) and is in charge of oxegenating Canadian airspace (a long-time family history of Canadian service) ... I would like to clone more troops from SM Greentree, for the wellbeing of this little localized corner of Canada airspace ... can it be done?

Hi ma.
It is hard to tell from two miles away,as shown in the photo..Take some close ups of the leaves and it will help identify...Looks like electric lettuce to me...