Merry Xmas

[Alex Blair (RIP)]

Bob

Was this you...

An elderly man in Adelaide calls his son in Sydney on Christmas Eve and
> says: "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother
and
> I are divorcing; 45 years of misery is enough."
> "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
> "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says.
> "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call
> your sister in Brisbane and tell her." And he hangs up.
>
> Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
> "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts. "I'll take care of
this."
> She calls her dad immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT
> getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling
my
> brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a
> thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
>
> The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says,
> "they're coming for Christmas, and paying their own airfares."


So much for snow..
This year the ground is green ..No snow..Merry Christmas to all..