Jif in Australia

[Bob Moseley (RIP)]

Originally posted by Hanno Spoelstra
Bob, can you make me a T-shirt so I can get the wife accustomed to the idea?

Hello Hanno
You don't need a T-shirt, besides I only do caps.

Ok Hanno, the following is the beginning of the campaign for your 2009 Corowa visit. Firstly just slip these two lines into random conversations, not both at the same time, but teasers over time.

“Darling how would you like a second honeymoon?”
“Darling how would you like to visit an exotic place?”

Then you could also try the official approach. “Darling I have a duty to visit the Australian MLU members to keep them in line”.

Then there is the subliminal approach.

Learn Australian and speak it at home.
Start watching Australian films and documentaries.
Watch the Australian weather forecasts, especially in your winter.
Buy all of Keefy’s Corowa videos/DVDs and continually play them.
START EATING VEGEMITE.

That should keep you going for now.


Bob