How to deal with telemarketers

[Rod Diery]

Earlier this year I had a bunch of friends around to help me celebrate my 50th birthday. About 7.00 pm the phone rang. I answered it quite excitedly thinking it would be some distant family wishing me a happy birthday, etc, etc.

WRONG!!!!!!! It was some Indian bloke offering me a really good deal on Viagra. I can't repeat here what was said but I have been assured that my side of the phone conversation was very entertaining to my guests. It did involve me suggesting some excellent and innovative uses for Viagra if I ever met the telemarketer in person.

Cheers
Rod