Yappy Birthday

Geez ... I've noticed the last couple of years that a lot of people, like store clerks and such, have started calling me Ma'am ... WHEN did this happen that I became Ma'am all of a sudden? Funny, until a few years ago I always looked WAY younger than my years age and people were surprized to hear my age, "NO WAY" they'd say, and actually meant it. Now? I look way older than my real age. I blame it on Mark-O and his harrassing me with his cheek in MLU. Not enough that he's grey, he had to make me grey too!

Old Ma Yappy.