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Garry Shipton (RIP) · #61 08-02-06, 19:23

The day you flew out west there were mysterious reports of scattered raining dowm of

over the city of Winterpeg,about the time your plane flew over.Any truth in this rumor I'm starting

.Are you living in Calgary or outside?

Garry & the Golden who likes to :dh: cats

#62 08-02-06, 19:39

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Originally posted by Garry Shipton
The day you flew out west there were mysterious reports of scattered raining dowm of over the city of Winterpeg,about the time your plane flew over.Any truth in this rumor I'm starting .Are you living in Calgary or outside?

Garry & the Golden who likes to :dh: cats

Garry and Golden ... howdy-doo-to-you-two ...

Well ... a little truth in the raining frying pans ... but the plane was flying so high and fast that I missed the targets and they landed in the boonies where no one lives

: I'm a lousy

-bomb-aimer I guess?

I'm about a 4 hour drive from Calgary ... over the border in BC in a small community

Okay already, you nosey people, try

Cranbrook ... shhhhhhhhhh, don't tell anyone else!

Ma Yappy

Garry Shipton (RIP) · #63 08-02-06, 19:45

Isn't that where Mike and his dog Norm are from?(Royal Canadian Air Farce TV show)

sapper740 · #64 08-02-06, 20:11

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[i]Originally posted by Vets Dottir

Okay already, you nosey people, try

Cranbrook ... shhhhhhhhhh, don't tell anyone else!

Ma Yappy [/B]

O.K., now that you've let the cat out of the bag Ma I can gloat that you've moved back to God's country! When you get mobile you need to take a trip into the Flathead Valley which is in the S.E. corner of B.C. on the B.C.- Alberta- Montana border. Just don't go alone...the National Parks Service flies all the problem Grizzlies via helicopter to that valley. In fact, the Flathead Valley has the greatest concentration of Grizzly Bears in the world outside of Alaska! So take your frying pan with you when you go! I've shot a lot of game in that valley...I brought some of my trophies to Texas with me; a Mountain Goat, very large White Tail, and my pride and joy, a Grizzly bear rug.

CHIMO!

Garry Shipton (RIP) · #65 08-02-06, 20:19

Ya want Ma to get shot in the valley AND become a rug??Geeeez!Every time you walked on her,out would come the frying pan.

#66 08-02-06, 20:27

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Originally posted by Garry Shipton
Ya want Ma to get shot in the valley AND become a rug??Geeeez!Every time you walked on her,out would come the frying pan.

oh-my-bluddy-bejeezus-gawd-in-heaven I need my depends for sure ... geez Garry ... now I need to rush out and find a darned laundromat and a store to buy Depends (I'm out!) !!!!!! You owe me some new jeans, dude

#67 08-02-06, 20:31

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Originally posted by Garry Shipton
Isn't that where Mike and his dog Norm are from?(Royal Canadian Air Farce TV show)

Hmmmm ... which one is Mike? and what does Norm the doggy look like? Maybe I've talked to them already ... the folks in this town very friendly and open so far

Haven't seen one griz-zel-ley type bear though ... maybe they're sticking farther SE and not venturing up to here ... if I meet up with one though, just one bop with my

upside its hairy old head would turn him into a foot warmer on the floor for me

sapper740 · #68 08-02-06, 23:21

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Originally posted by Garry Shipton
Ya want Ma to get shot in the valley AND become a rug??Geeeez!Every time you walked on her,out would come the frying pan.

Garry, what part of the anatomy is the valley? Or do I dare ask?!? LOL!
Did you hear about the two Newfies going hunting for the first time? The first one accidentally shoots the other so he rushes him to the hospital where the Emergency Room staff hustles the shot Newfie into the O.R. About as quickly the doctor returns from the O.R. so the first Newfie asks if his buddy will survive and the doctor replies, "He would have if you hadn't gutted him!"

CHIMO!

Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP) · #69 08-02-06, 23:26

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Originally posted by Garry Shipton
Isn't that where Mike and his dog Norm are from?(Royal Canadian Air Farce TV show)

Naw, Mike and Norm are from Canmore:

"Hello... I'm Mike.... from Canmore.... and this is my dog, Norm..."

RIP, John Morgan, you were the best.

Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP) · #70 08-02-06, 23:34

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Originally posted by sapper740
Garry, what part of the anatomy is the valley? Or do I dare ask?!? LOL!
Did you hear about the two Newfies going hunting for the first time? The first one accidentally shoots the other so he rushes him to the hospital where the Emergency Room staff hustles the shot Newfie into the O.R. About as quickly the doctor returns from the O.R. so the first Newfie asks if his buddy will survive and the doctor replies, "He would have if you hadn't gutted him!"

CHIMO!

LMAOPMP!!!!!!!!!!

Garry Shipton (RIP) · #71 08-02-06, 23:42

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Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball
Naw, Mike and Norm are from Canmore:

"Hello... I'm Mike.... from Canmore.... and this is my dog, Norm..."

RIP, John Morgan, you were the best.

They're all the same.A few miles apart !!

sapper740 · #72 09-02-06, 01:09

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Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball
LMAOPMP!!!!!!!!!!

LMAOPMP? Qu'est que c'est?

Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP) · #73 09-02-06, 01:33

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Originally posted by sapper740
LMAOPMP? Qu'est que c'est?

LAUGHING MY ASS OFF and PISSING MY PANTS...

JD Baillie · #74 12-02-06, 08:09

Karmen,

You are still an easterner eh? Cbrook aint that far west.

Note to all: Cherry blossoms out in Oak Bay Victoria....

Hope you will rest easy for a bit?

JD

sapper740 · #75 12-02-06, 17:41

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Originally posted by JD Baillie
Karmen,

You are still an easterner eh? Cbrook aint that far west.

Note to all: Cherry blossoms out in Oak Bay Victoria....

Hope you will rest easy for a bit?

JD

AAAhhhh, gotta love Oak Bay, the Riviera of Canada! Must be the proximity to the Japan Current. Oak Bay is always a month or two ahead of the rest of Canada for escaping Winter's icy grip. I remember my last visit to Vancouver Island, I think it was '97. We gathered Airfield Engineers from B.C., Nova Scotia, and Newfoundland to build some storage buildings for the Helicopter Squadron at Pat Bay. It was about the same time of year as now and the Eastern by's were amazed at how pleasant the weather was.
Unfortunately, someone in Manitoba left the door open and an Arctic blast has just hit Texas...our temp. plummeted 50 degrees F. overnight and we're now in the 20's! BBRRrrr!
CLOSE THE DOOR! YER LETTIN' THE BOUGHT AIR OUT!

#76 12-02-06, 22:44

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Originally posted by JD Baillie
Karmen,

You are still an easterner eh? Cbrook aint that far west.

Note to all: Cherry blossoms out in Oak Bay Victoria....

Hope you will rest easy for a bit?

JD

Hey JD ... LONG time no talk

I hope all is well in Good Old Vic?
Oak Bay is a great area ... the first place we lived in in Vic when I was 12 was on Rockland Ave. Not far from Royal Roads I think??? (it's been a while) but Cherry blossoms ALREADY? Hmmm ... not here yet, it's still pretty nippy/crisp! And yes ... I'm taking it easy ... recuperating and enjoying the community and surroundings so far ... haven't had to bring out my

even once as yet

sapper740 · #77 13-02-06, 06:19

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[i]Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball

PS: anyone here know where to get a good walking-out kilt (I need a MacKenzie)? Don't need and can't afford a dress kilt, but methinks it's time to assert m'self; ammunition boots, a kilt and a khaki beret kind of settles my headspace. It's been too damned long, and spring's a'comin'... [/B]

Geoff, check out ebay item 6604932741

CHIMO1

JD Baillie · #78 13-02-06, 07:28

Springs on my truck still need swapping....

Karmen,

If you are ever on the rock E ahead and come for a visit and vittles. Meet Babe and Giles... and of course Lynn. Lynn is smoother running, non green significant other.

Rgds
JD

#79 14-02-06, 23:11

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Originally posted by JD Baillie
Springs on my truck still need swapping....

Karmen,

If you are ever on the rock E ahead and come for a visit and vittles. Meet Babe and Giles... and of course Lynn. Lynn is smoother running, non green significant other.

Rgds
JD

Yikes ... Speak to me in English, I'm not bilingual

... and as soon as I've figured out where rock E is, don't be too surprized should I one day arrive to share vittles with you folks

... I thank you for the invite Master JD ...

Ma

#80 14-02-06, 23:14

Here is a little pic for my Aussie Tim Tams friends, and my

friends everywhere ... as you-all can see, I'm a happy Little Missy Ma Yappy camper ...

#81 14-02-06, 23:16

A special THANK YOU to Master Keefy for re-sizing my "Yappy Drugs" for me so's I could post it!

sapper740 · #82 14-02-06, 23:40

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Originally posted by JD Baillie
Springs on my truck still need swapping....

Karmen,

If you are ever on the rock E ahead and come for a visit and vittles. Meet Babe and Giles... and of course Lynn. Lynn is smoother running, non green significant other.

Rgds
JD

Ma, I'll translate for you:

Dear Madame,

If during the occassional perambulation onto the environs of Vancouver Island, please contact the author via electronic messaging and present yourself for a sojourn and sustenance. I will be most pleased to introduce you to my horseless carriage and child...and needless to say Lynn. Lynn is my operating without irregularity, unverdant wife.

O.K.?

#83 15-02-06, 00:11

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Originally posted by sapper740
Ma, I'll translate for you:
O.K.?

Translation understood Master S-740 ... Ma

thanks you.

#84 15-02-06, 20:19

Here is a Cranbrook view I really enjoy ... I love the tawny/ochre coloured trees against the dark mountain and blue sky

#85 15-02-06, 20:29

... My little red door is the one just to the left of the vehicle. It's a comfy little place to tuck in for a while and the sun shines in every morning until early afternoon ... quite pleasant actually

#86 15-02-06, 20:49

... and here is my kitchen area 2-burner stove/sink/fridge, all-in-one where I create my culinary feasts for me-myself-and I!

(sorry it's a tad blurry ... am just learning how to do pics )

#87 16-02-06, 19:30

Yikes ... weather so nippy it takes forever to warm my frying pans lately ... right now it's -10 celcius but feels like -18 with windchill. By thursday nite/morn it will be -24 WITHOUT windchill factored in ... I think I'll stay tucked into my little nest and write or paint little pictures until this cold snap is done ... brrrrrrrrrrrr Oh me achin' wee bittie joints

: ... I hope I don't have to dig a fire pit in here ... hard to breathe with the smoke that creates so's i wouldn't enjoy my

http://www.theweathernetwork.com/wea...s/CABC0070.htm

How's the weather in your neck-of-the-woods???

Shiverin' Ma

sapper740 · #88 16-02-06, 19:54

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Originally posted by Vets Dottir

How's the weather in your neck-of-the-woods???

Shiverin' Ma

Well Ma, someone finally shut the door to Manitoba and we're back up to 81 f. (27C.) , although the forecast doesn't look good for the weekend...rain and cooler weather. I guess I shouldn't complain if it rains once every two or three months, should I? especially after living in Vancouver for 46 years! I was talking to my daughter a couple of days ago and she told me this has been one of Vancouver's wettest winters and that they had 56 uninterrupted days of rain this winter!!! No thanks!
Take care Ma, Canada vs. Germany is about to start and I don''t want to miss any hockey!

CHIMO!

sapper740 · #89 16-02-06, 20:41

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Originally posted by sapper740
[B
Take care Ma, Canada vs. Germany is about to start and I don''t want to miss any hockey!

CHIMO! [/B]

After one period:

Canada-3 Deutchland-nichts!

GO CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sapper740 · #90 16-02-06, 21:41

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Originally posted by sapper740
After one period:

Canada-3 Deutchland-nichts!

GO CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After two periods:

Canada-4 Deutchland- ein! (nervtotend Deutches Volk!))

GO CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!