Take that!

[Max Hedges]

It's alright Dave, the secret to vegemite is you must carry a jar with you at all times to sooth your nerves as well as calm the fauna. Just remember to keep the vegemite with you at all times and you'll be fine. If any of you are coming to Australia be free to look us up and we'll protect you from the fauna just ask Keefy. We protected our friends from Canada when a snake came on the scene whilst we were unloading a Blitz load of grain ( he just went further up the ladder on the silo, we forgot to tell him snakes don't climb ladders real well) it took a while before he came back down and was visibly shaken by the whole affair, his main problem is he's not a vegemite eater but a maple syrup man. The snake was dealt with by a vegemite eater. Our fauna might bite , kick and scratch ,but at least they don't smell like some fauna in Canada do.

Max