Rock-n-Roll in Quebec

Originally posted by sapper740
Dang Ma! We ain't that way down here! Just 'cause we spend days at a time riding the range with nothing to look at but mesquite and men in tight wranglers don't mean we're gay, Dad Gum it! Now, where are my "Brokeback Mountain" movie tickets?!

Y'all oughta be behavin' yerself now, ya hear ... Little Mama Yappy she don't like nunna Yer cheek mister smartypants and y'all's gonna get a good whuppin' with m'little old ... and don't y'all be hangin round with those Brokeback Mountain boys now and runnin' all over the danged countryside chasin' rusty old parts all the time. Your wife surely would have sumthin' t'say bout hangin' out with those Brokeboys Back stuff

Now y'all just get'on home now to your Main Mama, and keep yer old eyes offa those youngsters, and take her some flowerin' things, nunna those old CMP type parts thingies. Go on now., Git yerself home now, there's a good boy. And don't ferget ta wash yerself and wipe yer feet at the door.

There now ... scoot on home, and no more-a yer lip now.