Bren Chest

[sapper740]

Originally posted by Snowtractor
a couple of questions first

Can you ride a horse...or lie about being able to ride one?

do you know what prairie oysters are?

do you own a cowboy hat and boots?

does your car go faster than 130kph?

what colour are stop signs?

can you talk with a Texas drawl even though you hae never been there?

Do you have a copy of "Alberta bound" country song?

do you have lots of money and think poor people are lazy bums?

If so, "COME ON IN PARDNER, YEE HA" :dh:

Dang Geoff, I thought you were moving down here, already sent the paper work in, now all you have to do is move to Mexico, get a tan and you're in!

While you're tanning, here's a Texas thesaurus:

'ite! > All right!
'chunder > out yonder
catty corner > across the intersection diagonally
'cue > barbeque
Friday next > 1 week after next friday
foy-yer > foy-yay
toboggan > toque
chunk > throw away
messican > Mexican
coyote > someone who smuggles messicans
calf fries > prairie oysters
Damnyankee (one word) > unwelcome North Easterner
Hell > California
mess > a lot of something
fixin' to > I'm going to get around to doing something
y'all > you
all y'all > everybody


Now repeat after me,

"I'm fixin' to 'cue all y'all a mess of calf fries 'chunder Friday next so don't chunk 'em else the messicans will git 'em, ite?!


Just doing my bit to aid in International understanding!