Ma Yappy job search?

EMMA:

For YOU Lassie Emma ... I'll those blokes for you out of the goodness of me wee bittie heart ... and give you free lessons to boot ... (well, perhaps a Tim Tam or two for me efforts would be nice?)

By the way, I'm sorry to disillusion you Emma, but you can NOT knock any sense into most blokes ... all you can do is the crap out of them until they blindly obey But that obedience has it's benefits as well!

Geez, and I'm SO in the mood to someone worthy of it...(I haven't had me Tim Tam today!)