Karmen's British counterpart

Originally posted by Bob Moseley
I have always followed this advice. But Herkman, are you seriously considering that Kartmann should ever cook for any of us or that we would be game enough to put ourselves in that situation.
Surviving Bob

My Dear Master Surviving : Salesman Bob,

You are hereby cordially invited to dine, gratis, at MA YAPPY KARTMANN'S DINER whenever transportation can be arranged :dh: I shall plan the menu as I go ... pot-luck may be in order ... perhaps our EMMA would enjoy helping with the cooking? Maybe MAX can send that he surely looked like he ran down in YOTC? Lambchops smothered in Vegemite and Tim Tams on Anzac Bikkies for desert?

Hmmm ...