Back to the Track 2005

[Bob Moseley (RIP)]

Hi all
I'm not telling you where it is, look at a map.

I think they have been too long in the bush. Heard from my mate Hugh today and he relayed a couple of annecdotes.

These guys are showering in a car trailer that has a half canopy at the front. They are using a double donkey shower. Hugh was showering with another traveller, Allan, and he couldn'tt find his clean jocks, underpants to those who don't know. It transpired that Allan had inavertently picked up Hugh's and put them on. However this was rectified when Allan removed the jocks and Hugh put them on. That would be a CSI challenge.

In the mean time Allan had been brushing his teeth for several days with a toothpaste that didn't taste nice and didn't foam. In a conversation with his wife she asked him what he was using for toothpaste as she hadn't packed any for him. He indignently replied, the one in the toilet bag. Wife then pointed out that it wasn't toothpaste he was using but an ointment for a rash on his posterior.

Oh Dear!! Two more subject that will be brought up in the Kangaroo Court.

Bob