Back to the Track 2005

[Graeme Stephens]

Yes a very interesting week in camp, a bit like a quick Big Brother series. Here's one episode:
I told you how the New Sth. Welsh (NSW) had taken over the BarBQue ( sign of male dominance ), and the hall's TV ( the media ). While the Victorians ( Vic ) were happy with the hall (real estate ) and the kitchen ( food production / control ).
On wednesday night - according to the Vics, the TV was too loud, the NSW didn't agree. Okay, Win. thought she would show the NSW what loud was with her Hall alarm system.
Enough! the NSW decided to turn off the TV; - problem was Win. lost control of the alarm reset.
This was at 10:30 at night, and it didn't take long for the other two states to get involved - QLD & Sth AUST.
I must explain that Tasmania and Northern Territory never count as States unless they are to be blamed for something.
The Queenslanders & Sth Aussies had had enough. Now this bit is interesting - Shaun, from the SA-ans picked up a pair of side cutters, he was going to cut every wire he could see, to stop the noise. This action is explained by Sth. Australia being in the lowest socia/economic group.
While Barry from the QLD-ers picked up a roll of gaffa tape, QLD is strong on the environment and friendliness, Barry calmly stopped Shaun and put tape over the detectors - blinded the system - and all went quiet.
G7s OIC PhD - Camp Discrete