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[Bob Moseley (RIP)]

Hi Kartmann
Very amusing. Reminds me of an occasion when I was giving evidence.

Defence Solicitor - Mr. Moseley I suggest to you that you are lying
Me - No sir (spelt cur)
DS - You are lying
Me - No sir

Anyway this went on for several more questions and the solicitor then said

DS - You must remember you are on oath on the Bible
Me - Yes I realise that, however I do not lie on the Bible.

At that exact moment there was a massive peel of thunder outside and you can imagine the reaction in the Court. Suffice to say I won the case.

Bob