MA YAPPY's COOKIN' THREAD!

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Bad enough she knows where my F/S commando knives are, let alone my machete. At least the STEN is permanently deactivated, so I don't have to duck when I get home from work, just dodge...

And yeah, she can cook (as long as I keep an eye on the pot so the insides aren't burning black)...

The cats are still here too. Reckon they're too tough to eat at this point (13 years) anyway... but there's a hell of a lot of meat on them! Ma feeds the little buggers too well and too often.