Ho Ho Ho Ho! Greetings!

[JD Baillie]

Jon,

Still stuck in four wheel drive:
sung to 'Dashing through the Snow':
Here we go,
In Bull Low,
Stuck in four wheel drive,
Swamp aboders on my tail,
I don't know how to drive,
But we don't care,
'Cause we don't scare,
Especially when we're drunk,
We don't fear the two towed sloth,
Nor the creature from the swamp!

Hear us laugh and sing,
For we have made a goof,
We drove into the lake to find,
Our truck's not water proof,
When you hear those engines roar,
You know that Sigs is here,
But when you hear the burps and farts,
The linecrew's got the beer.

Now Betsy she's our truck,
She runs real good on liquer,
And when she starts to buck and bump,
She's love sick for the wrecker,
Now you may have your doubts,
That Betsy guzzles juice,
So how do you explain the fact,
Winington-ball has raped the duce??

Happy holidays.

JD
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