Red and white nuts

Originally posted by Tony Smith
Graeme is from windy Williamtown, Victoria , Keefy, a location which if I understand correctly will induce a case of Nipplus Battery Terminalus on any topless girl most days of the year!

Oh, I understand now, the Oz English for:

Champagne corks
Navvies thumbs
Chapel hat-pegs
A Braille T shirt

Sometimes we hear the description; "You could tie-up the Torrey Canyon with those". Some of you will need to go Google "Torrey Canyon" though I regret.

If there were more lasses like this in Victoria, I'm sure the population would swell appreciably (er, in numbers, I mean)

No, you're right on both counts surely, taken in chronological sequence that is.

R.