Some Funnies

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Got this in an email today.
The teacher asked the class to write down on a piece of paper the type of work the daddy did.
The children very excitedly scribbled their answers.
One by one, the teacher asked each child to stand and describe the job.
There was much laughter and screaming, that is apart from little Tommy.
'Tommy, why do you look so sad?' asked the teacher.
Tommy slowly rose to his feet and replied, 'My Dad's a stripper in a gay bar.' The other children remained silent as Tommy continued. 'Sometimes he doesn't come home and my Mummy sits crying. Sometimes he sells his body for other men's pleasure.' There were gasps around the classroom.
The teacher acted quickly and dismissed the children, telling them to go out and play.
She then walked up to little Tommy, put her arm around his shoulders and asked, 'Is all that true, Tommy?'
'No, not at all, Miss. He really plays cricket for England but I was too embarrassed to say.'