Some Funnies

[Tony Smith]

DON'T WASH YOUR HAIR WITH SHAMPOO IN THE SHOWER

It is so good to finally get a health warning that is useful.
I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!
I use shampoo in the shower. When I wash my hair, the shampoo runsdown my whole body. Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning:

'FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME.'

No wonder I have been gaining weight!


Well, I have thrown out that shampoo, and I am going to start showering with Sunlight dishwashing soap instead. Its label reads:

'DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE'

Problem solved! If I don't answer your emails, I'll be in the shower!