Some Funnies

[lynx42]

Buttercups and Golf balls...

Towards the end of the golf course, Tom hit his ball into the woods and
found it in a patch of pretty
yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up
thrashing just about every buttercup
in the patch..

All of a sudden . . .. POOF!!

In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm
Mother Nature!"

"Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups?" Just for doing
what you have done,
you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life; better
still, you won't have any butter
for your toast for the rest of your life .. As a matter of fact, you'll
never have any butter for anything the
rest of your life!"

Then POOF! . . . she was gone!

After Tom recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Fred, where
are you?"

Fred yells back, "I'm over here in the clump of pussy willows."


Tom shouts back, 'DON'T SWING, Fred; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!'