Some Funnies

[universalgrl]

This is for all you male chovanist oinkers out there.

" When God created man She was only joking"

[Keith Webb]

What makes you think we're chauvinist pigs?

Originally Posted by universalgrl

This is for all you male chovanist oinkers out there.

" When God created man She was only joking"

[Hans Mulder]

Just because I caught that swine flu, doesn't make me a male chauvinist pig. I prefer "macho porcine bigot"

[Luke R]

There's own one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig, a woman that wont do what shes told.

[universalgrl]

You blokes down under all the blood has rushed to yer ead that what comes from being upside down and blowen the froth off what you guys call beer.

[Alex Blair (RIP)]

Nice flat head sound at the first of the video..

http://cruzintheavenue.com/CarsWeDrove.htm

[Lang]

The Blonde and the Cow




A blond city girl marries a farmer.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the farmer says to the blond:

'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the wall just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'

The farmer leaves for the paddock. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.

They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one right here.'

The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks, 'Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?'

'That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall,' she explains very confidently.

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail for?'

The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder,

'I guess it's to hang your pants on.'