Some Funnies

[Bruce MacMillan]

An American walks into a Glasgow pub and says, "I'll give anyone 500 dollars if they can drink 10 pints of Guinness in 10 minutes."

Most people just ignore the absurd bet and go back to their conversations.

One man even leaves the bar.

A little while later the bloke that left comes back and asks the American, "Is that bet still on?"

"Sure." So the bartender lines 10 pints up on the bar the bloke downs them all in 8 minutes.

As the American hands over the money he gets suspicious and asks, "When you left the bar there for a minute, where did you go?"

Guy answers, "I went to the pub next door to make sure I could do it first."