A Special Thread Just For Carman aka 'Yappy' - Military Terms - Lesson 101

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Hate to break it to you old boy, but over the years I've learned NOT to antagonize hot-blooded women. They have pointy teeth and sharp claws, which in my experience, they are increasingly inclined to use, especially with advancing years.

Conduct thyself accordingly, sir... and dinnae say I didnae warn ye...