Some Funnies

[RHClarke]

My friend stopped by the GM dealership yesterday for a look at the new Silverdo truck. Just for fun, he took it out for a test drive.

The salesman (wearing a Michael Ignatieff (Liberal Party of Canada "leader") lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained that they directed air to your buttocks, warm in the winter and cool in the summer.

Feeling like messing with his mind, my buddy mentioned that the vehicle must be a "Conservative" truck. Looking a bit miffed, he asked why he thought it was a "Conservative" truck. My bud explained that if it were a "Liberal " truck, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year round.

He had to walk back to the dealership. Some Liberals have no sense of humour.