Another piece of Victoria's history swept away

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Originally Posted by maple_leaf_eh

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Gravity must prevail. I'm all for knocking everything tall down, and filling in the deep spots all around the world. The Mount Everests and Dead Seas of the world must become more alike. Steep hills cause vehicles to roll downhill. Tall buildings interfere with birds and wind. Holes cause twisted ankles, and lurid Huckleberry Finn stories about fugitives living in caves.

The flat earth must be obeyed.

I seem to remember that part of the Rhinoceros' Party's platform was a make-work project to raze the Rockies in order to back-fill Hudson's Bay and James Bay, thereby rendering the entire country flat and removing all geographic inhibitors to national unity. I voted for them based on that promise alone (and the free beer for life.)