New security system for the house/barn...

[Bob Carriere]

How to install a security system for the Hammond Barn:
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> > > > 1. Go to the Goodwill Store and buy a pair of men's work boots, size
> > > > 14-16 (well used).
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> > > > 2. Place them on the front porch along with a copy of Guns and >>>>>> Ammo magazine.
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> > > > 3. Put a couple of BIG dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
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> > > > 4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
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> > > > Hey Bubba!
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> > > > Big Jim, Duke, Slim and Me gone for more ammo and beer. We'll get back in about 1 hour. Don 't mess with the pit bulls--they got after the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked some of the dogs in the house and some in the barn.
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> > > > Better just wait outside by the curb 'til we get back.
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> > > > Cooter
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......from the peaceful 'burg of Hammond
Boob