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Subject: Celibacy...


>
> Many aspects of human sexuality are very puzzling. Take celibacy, for
> example.
>
> This can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by environmental
> factors.
>
> While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, Robert and Susan
> listened to the instructor declare:
>
> "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are
> important to each other."
>
> He addressed the men in the group.-
>
> "Can you each name and describe your wife's favourite flower?"
>
> Robert leaned over, touched Susan's arm gently and whispered,
> "Self-raising, isn't it?"
>
> Thus began Robert's life of celibacy.....