Some Funnies

[Alex Blair (RIP)]

Canada Day jokes ..

Good..

A Saskatchewan police officer had a perfect spot to watch for speeders,
but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old
boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR
TRAP AHEAD' The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a
sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money.

(And we used to just sell lemonade!)



BETTER:


A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated
radar post in Edmonton, AB.A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being
cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded
with another mailed photo of handcuffs.



BEST:


A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Saskatchewan RCMP
Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said,
I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the RCMP Ball.

He replied, 'Ma'am, Saskatchewan RCMP don't have balls.'

There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what
he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and
drove off.

She was laughing too hard to start her car.