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24-10-11, 13:26
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Polish Divorce
The Polish Divorce
A Polish man moved to Canada and married a Canadian girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? It made of concrete. I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? No, we have carport, and not need one. I mean what are your relations like? All my relations still in Poland . Is there any infidelity in your marriage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Does your wife beat you up? No, I always up before her. Is your wife a nagger? No, she white. Why do you want this divorce? She going to kill me. What makes you think that? I got proof. What kind of proof? SHE IS GOING TO POISON ME !!!! She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read English pretty good, and it say: Polish Remover
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28-10-11, 07:38
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10 years ago, we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash... - Now,we have No Jobs, No Hope and No Cash..........
The BBC recently noted, "There are three apples that changed the world: Eve's, Isaac Newton's, and Steve Jobs'." (PS: this message is posted using an iPhone)
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28-10-11, 20:54
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Joke
This is for all you male chovanist oinkers out there.
" When God created man She was only joking"
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28-10-11, 22:54
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Hmmm
What makes you think we're chauvinist pigs?
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#5
28-10-11, 23:00
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Just because I caught that swine flu, doesn't make me a male chauvinist pig. I prefer "macho porcine bigot"
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29-10-11, 03:00
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Ha
You blokes down under all the blood has rushed to yer ead that what comes from being upside down and blowen the froth off what you guys call beer.
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Roberta Jayne Melville CD II QJ MK I * universal carrier 1942 WLC Harley under restoration 1957 M38A1 jeep R.E.L. optical equipment Military manuals Field phones MK II 19 set (needs work) 4 MK III W-19 sets AN/PRC-9 CPRC-26 WS-29 componets WS-38 AFV WS-38 MK III WS-48 with generator WS-58 MK I MK V heliograph
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