Some Funnies

[Alex Blair (RIP)]

Originally Posted by cliff

guys some of these jokes are getting very very borderline for this site. Please try and be a bit more conservative with your jokes!

Cliff..
As I post a few jokes now and then ,just what parts of the jokes do YOU consider borderline..??
Content..??
Topics..??
#&@*^(#...???
I would not care to suggest that we stop our jokes..even the so called "Off Colour" jokes..
Racial jokes are not my bag..
Poking fun at Keefy ....Is that allowed..??
So what is offensive to you..??
I have seen nothing here that hasn't been repeated in forums..bars..clubs..of all sorts..
What is funny in some country's is very sensitive in other country's..
I am aware of what may be funny to our German members is deadly serious to our Dutch friends and have seen very few of that type of jokes in all the years that I have been posting and other that Sean I have been posting here longer that anyone..being the third posting after Jif, Sean and then me on opening day of the forum..
Hanno is very good at toning down the content but is on Holidays so please do the good job of moderating the forum that you have been doing in the past but be more specific in your comments..or PM the culprit with your concerns.
Respectfully..
MLU forum member#3

[cliff]

Originally Posted by Alex Blair

Cliff..
As I post a few jokes now and then ,just what parts of the jokes do YOU consider borderline..??
Content..??
Topics..??
#&@*^(#...???
I would not care to suggest that we stop our jokes..even the so called "Off Colour" jokes..
Racial jokes are not my bag..
Poking fun at Keefy ....Is that allowed..??
So what is offensive to you..??
I have seen nothing here that hasn't been repeated in forums..bars..clubs..of all sorts..
What is funny in some country's is very sensitive in other country's..
I am aware of what may be funny to our German members is deadly serious to our Dutch friends and have seen very few of that type of jokes in all the years that I have been posting and other that Sean I have been posting here longer that anyone..being the third posting after Jif, Sean and then me on opening day of the forum..
Hanno is very good at toning down the content but is on Holidays so please do the good job of moderating the forum that you have been doing in the past but be more specific in your comments..or PM the culprit with your concerns.
Respectfully..
MLU forum member#3

Alex I concider this site a family site so feel that jokes of a blatant sexual nature even if 'termed' correctly are pushing the limit, and no I am not a prude!. Swearing (F and C word) I will edit out leaving the joke still laughable but anything racial I will delete ,but leave a message on line why it was deleted as well as send the originator a PM as well as post asking members to be carefull of what they post in the way of jokes.

I am NOT trying to spoil anyone's fun either so unless Keefy complains....... I think you understand

Note: as of yet I have not deleted anything I have felt to be borderline or offensive except for a few double posts but I will if it warrents it in future

Alex a question for "#3" member. If it was Hanno, who has cautioned in this forum before about being borderline, who posted the caution would you have questioned it?

[Alex Blair (RIP)]

Alex a question for "#3" member. If it was Hanno, who has cautioned in this forum before about being borderline, who posted the caution would you have questioned it?
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Cliff
Of course..
As a moderator you have a responsibility to edit out any posting that would not be in at least good taste around the shop full of drunken CMP, tin beaters..
So given that responsibility,or should I say "Having volunteered for "that responsibility ,it is also your duty to enforce the rules,whatever they may be..
That we all understand ,and In my estimation ,you are perfectly with in your rights to caution the forum..or at least remind the members to Keep it at least somewhat civil..

Would the odd descriptive adjective with a wild card in it to indicate a missing letter that would complete the spelling of an offensive or objectionable word pass muster..ie. FU*K...or would %$##*^%$@ be more acceptable..??

And what is acceptable to you. does that reach consensus with the other moderators or members at large.??

When you made the original posting about objectionable postings,one should state what is or isn't objectionable and clarify your posting..
That is all I was getting at..
As for a family site..maybe we should rate it PG14...
But then we are opening up a whole bag of worms...MLU forum..XXX rated..??
Geez..that would be a stretch..
So as long as you are clear I believe that we can keep this forum going with out the dreaded word
CENSORSHIP....

[hrpearce]

Alex MLU is censored, it can not be accessed on school computers because it has the word GUN in its pages so when Greg wanted to access MLU for a history asignment he needed a teachers overide to get in.

[Alex Blair (RIP)]

Originally Posted by hrpearce

Alex MLU is censored, it can not be accessed on school computers because it has the word GUN in its pages so when Greg wanted to access MLU for a history assignment he needed a teachers override to get in.

HR..
Didn't know that..Canada may do that too in the schools..Haven't been in one for 200 Years ,but seem sensible..my wife was a teacher and they would put the kids in detention just for one kid pointing his finger at another and saying "bang"..
[I]/I]instantly..

Cliffy is right to edit out offensive words in postings unless it changes the jist of the posting..
We got some pretty gross people on line..
That is the moderators job..
But taking it too far either way will get more than one reaction..

[cliff]

Alex if you or others reading these jokes cannot see the reason for me reminding posters that this is a family site by reading the few jokes posted just before the reminder then you should not laugh at them!

As to checking with other moderators first I am sure they would PM me off line asking what is up if they did not approve of my moderating style! plus this defeats the the task of been able to moderate instantly so you may as well have only 1 moderator.

As to giving long winded explainations to any moderating done as a volunteer I have only a certain amount of time and I don't think any member of this forum is so dim witted not to see my reasoning.

As to taking things too far I concider now this subject (my moderating) has gone far enough and I will not reply again!

Do you F**King understand?

PS> I laughed at the jokes concerned but did concider them better suited to a drunken party with folk who have RAT syndrome rather then posted on a family site.

[Alex Blair (RIP)]

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter.

The second biker walked up to the old man, spit into the old man's coffee and then he took a seat at the counter. The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter.

Without a word of protest, the old man quietly paid his bill and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"

The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his truck over three motorcycles."