Some Funnies

[Hanno Spoelstra]

Jokes from wartime dated magazines via Robert Davey:


Fifty Nazi pilots knocked at the gates of heaven and sought admittance. St Peter waved them back.
"I'm sorry" he said "but only six of you can come in"
"But there are fifty of us!" the Nazis protested.
"Maybe" replied St Peter "but Field-Marshal Goering's communique said that only six had been shot down!"
Magazine dated October 1940

Moscow radio recently declared that the following story was being told among German prisoners of war.
Hitler was inspecting the Eastern Front.
"What" he asked a German Soldier "would be your last wish if a Russian bomb fell near you?"
"I would wish" the soldier rejoined "that my beloved Fuhrer could be at my side"
Magazine dated September 1942

[Howard]

The other spin on Andrew's joke above (and this is the abbreviated version) includes a cat, who would never pay for the meals, leaving the bloke and the Emu to pay each time. Yes the emu paid for his share.
When asked his story, the bloke replied about the Genie etc etc
His wish was for "An aussie bird vith a big butt, long legs, and a tight pussy"

[Alex Blair (RIP)]

I'm sure this guy was a frustrated carrier mechanic..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kf6cHcc4KY