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Old 22-12-05, 12:07
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Default Funniest thread 2005



This quote that Keefy put on is one I often think of:
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But Emma, I'm pretty impressed they managed to drive it down to the house... bet you couldn't do that with your shiny new ute!

Can't keep a good cab 12 down!
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Old 22-12-05, 12:14
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Tim Tam Biscuits

Geoff and Pronto having a sophisticated discussion:
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Originally posted by Jon Skagfeld
Slouch hat...fits me perfectly and wouldn't really look good on GWB.
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You unmitigated BASTARD... ... I'm drinking YOUR booze next time!

You Aussies out there... find me one too! Considering I have hundreds of you buggers on the site, it's only right and proper that I can represent you here in a satisfactory manner. How do you size your hats and how much do they cost? I really do want one, you know. Can't let Skag get all the attention, the prick, can we? He may be PRONTO, but I'm SUNRAY...
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Hallo, Sunray, Pronto speaking.

Bit of a bother, old boy. Your last transmission was quite garbled and unworkable.

Some mention of slouching on a mat or somesuch?

Do re-transmit my dear fellow, there's good chap.

Over...
That's also one of my favourites for 2005!
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Old 22-12-05, 14:33
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Laughed? I nearly S(louch) HAT!

Whatever happened to that hat?
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Old 22-12-05, 15:24
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Laughed? I nearly S(louch) HAT!

Whatever happened to that hat?
He probably ate it...
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Old 22-12-05, 19:02
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Default Great idea for a thread, Max!

I really enjoyed the slouch had thread too, also Euan's recent caption thread... also the animals and creepy crawlies around us thread had it's moments, especially Geoff's reactions...

What a great community we have here.

How about nominations for most interesting or helpful thread?
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Old 23-12-05, 09:10
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Default Geoff's reactions with spiders

I was cutting a crop for hay the other day and when I pulled up to change knife on the mower it was just crawling with spiders, I just wished I had a camera to take a photo.
Euan's photo of Russel sure was good for a stir.

Tony we haven't heard about the hat yet perhaps we should see if we can get an update maybe it's in the freezer or a racoon is wearing it, who knows.

Emma liked the photo of you being belted around with a frying pan at corowa.

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Old 24-12-05, 00:40
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Slouch hat is properly stored, as per instructions included with it.

Wearing it as I type.

It's worn on suitable, auspicious occasions...which means when I bloody well want to, especially driving a CMP!

GWB...eat yer heart out...Max, Keith, Tony thanks for the comments.

BTW, Tim Tams still in freezer, waiting for Yappy to pick up.

They ain't gonna be there for too much longer before I attack them. Yappy, act accordingly!
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Old 24-12-05, 02:08
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BTW, Tim Tams still in freezer, waiting for Yappy to pick up.

They ain't gonna be there for too much longer before I attack them. Yappy, act accordingly!

Jon;

Its Christmas...... :idea: ..... ..... eat them and think of it as a present from MA ........ .......
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Old 24-12-05, 04:11
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Jon;

Its Christmas...... :idea: ..... ..... eat them and think of it as a present from MA ........ .......
Being a good soldier, I follow instructions and orders...consider the Tams to have been raided and consumed.

Consolidating position, sucking back and re-loading, awaiting counter-attack.

More to follow, wait, out.

Hmmm....a Captain obeying orders from a MCpl...maybe not a bad idea at all!
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Old 02-01-06, 00:49
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No qualifying, really [August 30 2001], but I still like it:

1) Pic posted by me in C11AD Information Wanted:
2) Reply by Steve Guthrie:
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Lindsay house-type Workshop body?

We don' need no stinking Lindsay house-type Workshop body.

Do your bending press work out in the sunshine, mate, this isn't winter in Italy
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