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Max Hedges 22-12-05 12:07

Funniest thread 2005
 
http://www.mapleleafup.org/forums/at...=&postid=26517

This quote that Keefy put on is one I often think of:
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But Emma, I'm pretty impressed they managed to drive it down to the house... bet you couldn't do that with your shiny new ute!

Can't keep a good cab 12 down!

Max Hedges 22-12-05 12:14

Tim Tam Biscuits

Geoff and Pronto having a sophisticated discussion:
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quote:
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Originally posted by Jon Skagfeld
Slouch hat...fits me perfectly and wouldn't really look good on GWB.
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You unmitigated BASTARD... ... I'm drinking YOUR booze next time!

You Aussies out there... find me one too! Considering I have hundreds of you buggers on the site, it's only right and proper that I can represent you here in a satisfactory manner. How do you size your hats and how much do they cost? I really do want one, you know. Can't let Skag get all the attention, the prick, can we? He may be PRONTO, but I'm SUNRAY...
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Hallo, Sunray, Pronto speaking.

Bit of a bother, old boy. Your last transmission was quite garbled and unworkable.

Some mention of slouching on a mat or somesuch?

Do re-transmit my dear fellow, there's good chap.

Over...
That's also one of my favourites for 2005!

Tony Smith 22-12-05 14:33

Laughed? I nearly S(louch) HAT!

Whatever happened to that hat?

Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP) 22-12-05 15:24

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Originally posted by Tony Smith
Laughed? I nearly S(louch) HAT!

Whatever happened to that hat?

He probably ate it... :D

Keith Webb 22-12-05 19:02

Great idea for a thread, Max!
 
I really enjoyed the slouch had thread too, also Euan's recent caption thread... also the animals and creepy crawlies around us thread had it's moments, especially Geoff's reactions...

What a great community we have here.

How about nominations for most interesting or helpful thread?

Max Hedges 23-12-05 09:10

Geoff's reactions with spiders
 
I was cutting a crop for hay the other day and when I pulled up to change knife on the mower it was just crawling with spiders, I just wished I had a camera to take a photo.
Euan's photo of Russel sure was good for a stir.

Tony we haven't heard about the hat yet perhaps we should see if we can get an update maybe it's in the freezer or a racoon is wearing it, who knows.

Emma liked the photo of you being belted around with a frying pan at corowa.

Max

Jon Skagfeld 24-12-05 00:40

Slouch hat is properly stored, as per instructions included with it.

Wearing it as I type.

It's worn on suitable, auspicious occasions...which means when I bloody well want to, especially driving a CMP!

GWB...eat yer heart out...Max, Keith, Tony thanks for the comments. :cheers: :salute:

BTW, Tim Tams still in freezer, waiting for Yappy to pick up.

They ain't gonna be there for too much longer before I attack them. Yappy, act accordingly!:devil:

Mark W. Tonner 24-12-05 02:08

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Originally posted by Jon Skagfeld
BTW, Tim Tams still in freezer, waiting for Yappy to pick up.

They ain't gonna be there for too much longer before I attack them. Yappy, act accordingly!:devil:


Jon;

Its Christmas...... :idea: ..... :devil: ..... eat them and think of it as a present from MA :yappy: ........ :D .......

Jon Skagfeld 24-12-05 04:11

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Originally posted by Mark W. Tonner
Jon;

Its Christmas...... :idea: ..... :devil: ..... eat them and think of it as a present from MA :yappy: ........ :D .......

Being a good soldier, I follow instructions and orders...consider the Tams to have been raided and consumed.

Consolidating position, sucking back and re-loading, awaiting counter-attack.

More to follow, wait, out.

Hmmm....a Captain obeying orders from a MCpl...maybe not a bad idea at all!:salute: :teach:

Hanno Spoelstra 02-01-06 00:49

stinking
 
No qualifying, really [August 30 2001], but I still like it:

1) Pic posted by me in C11AD Information Wanted:
2) Reply by Steve Guthrie:
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Lindsay house-type Workshop body?

We don' need no stinking Lindsay house-type Workshop body.

Do your bending press work out in the sunshine, mate, this isn't winter in Italy

:D :D :D


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