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Seeing the discussion in regards to petrol cookers reminded me of an old joke that some may not have heard before.
A not so sharp paratrooper was falling to earth with an unopened chute when he saw a soldier coming up toward him. As he got closer he yelled 'Know anything about parachutes?' As he went past the fellow yelled back. 'Nah! Know anything about petrol stoves?'

David