And our gift to OZ is.....

[Alex Blair (RIP)]

In response to Australia's noble gesture,I think Jif and Ma make a fine offering...

I know neither of them are 6 Feet but Jif has two left feet...does that count..?


Australia's gift to Canada
TORONTO, Feb. 19 /CNW/ - Terry Irwin, wife of the late "Crocodile
Hunter", Steve Irwin announced Saturday that Indian River Reptile Zoo would be
the recipient of a breeding pair of Perentie Monitors from the Australian Zoo.
This gift was in gratitude for Canada's early support of Steve's films.
Bry Loyst, Curator, Indian River Reptile Zoo accepted the award and said
"We are honoured and proud to provide a home for these unique captive bred
Australian reptiles that are rarely seen in zoos. Our CAZA accredited facility
will raise funds to build a special enclosure for these unique 6 ft lizards."

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Don't care what you say, but I'm not mating with any overgrown reptile unless her name is Emily Proctor. In the interim, Jif & Ma will do Canada proud.

Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball
Don't care what you say, but I'm not mating with any overgrown reptile unless her name is Emily Proctor. In the interim, Jif & Ma will do Canada proud.

Okay, that's TWICE you've mentioned "Emily Proctor" today. Who and what is an Emily Proctor?

Indian River Zoo ... is this a Canadian zoo then?

Full of questions and too lazy to Google right now

[cliff]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir


Full of questions and too lazy to Google right now

Tsk Tsk Ma

[cliff]

Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball
Don't care what you say, but I'm not mating with any overgrown reptile unless her name is Emily Proctor. In the interim, Jif & Ma will do Canada proud.

These are very strong creatures and if they take a liking to you they are more likely to F**K you whether you want to or not

Cheers
Cliff

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
Okay, that's TWICE you've mentioned "Emily Proctor" today. Who and what is an Emily Proctor?

Err.... a long-haired blonde with a gun on CSI Miami. She has an attitude. Ironically, it was my daughter who turned me on to this program. She probably knows me better than I know myself.

PS: Khandi Alexander is really hot too. As you know, men are boys who never grew up.



Dammit, I have hiccups again. I hate this. I'm sure Alex will have something rude to say. Back to Emily right now. Not sure I'd want to piss her off, but armed women have a certain 'thing" about them.

[Alex Blair (RIP)]

Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball
Err.... a long-haired blonde with a gun on CSI Miami. She has an attitude. Ironically, it was my daughter who turned me on to this program. She probably knows me better than I know myself.

PS: Khandi Alexander is really hot too. As you know, men are boys who never grew up.



Dammit, I have hiccups again. I hate this. I'm sure Alex will have something rude to say. Back to Emily right now. Not sure I'd want to piss her off, but armed women have a certain 'thing" about them.

Jif..
I hope the hell you aren't spreading the hiccups around..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5mWsUu8X7Y

And this should scare the hiccups out of anyone...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQQ8U...elated&search=

[Ian Pullen]

What's this about Jif and a proctologist??????