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Old 19-08-05, 15:38
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Default Ugly pills

Now I know it's not military but this thread was inspired by the Church Chevrolet thread and the ugly vehicles the thread descended to such as the Ford Transit.

To my mind this would have to be one of the ugliest vehicles made:



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The Lada Samara is the only car I've ever seen which, even on the showroom floor looks like it's been involved in a major front end shunt and then badly repaired.
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Old 19-08-05, 15:42
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Q. What do you call a Lada Samara Cabriolet?



A. A skip.
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Old 19-08-05, 19:52
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What do you call a Lada with a sunroof?
A skip!

What do you call a Lada with a sunroof and twin exhaust pipes? A Wheelbarrow!

Why does a Lada have a heated rear screen?
To warm your hands while you're pushing it!

What's the difference between a Lada and a hedgehog?
A hedgehog has the pricks on the outside!

How do you double the value of a Lada?
Fill it with petrol!

What is the similarity between a Lada and a bathtub?
You cannot step out of either one in a public place.

How can you tell a man driving a Lada?
He wears dark sunglasses.

How can you tell a Lada driver from the other people wearing dark sunglasses?
He doesn't have a white cane.

What's on the last page of a Lada owner's manual?
The bus schedule!
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Old 19-08-05, 23:27
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well to some the vehicle below would be concidered ugly as all get out but it just goes to show that

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder"

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Old 19-08-05, 23:46
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Cliff, at least this beauty doesn't need to be seen through the bottom of a vodka bottle to be appreciated.
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Old 20-08-05, 01:27
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...at least it's a Chev!
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Old 20-08-05, 01:29
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Is this Lada worse than a Trabant?
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Old 20-08-05, 02:26
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Quote:
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...at least it's a Chev!
only because all the Ford's were too quick to let me take a photo of them

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Old 21-08-05, 02:58
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Default Lada Jokes

Dave
Brilliant jokes, have never heard these before. They gave me a good excuse to clean my monitor screen because I literally sprayed it reading the jokes. Anyone have any more.

Cliff, with you on the Fords.

And a variation on a joke - what do you call a Chev owner who marries a Ford owner - a social climber.

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Old 21-08-05, 22:45
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Originally posted by Bob Moseley
Anyone have any more.
Son to father: “Dad, is a Ferrari a red car with a small horse?”

Father: “That’s right, but why do you ask?”

Son: “I think there’s one trying to pass us on the right...”
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