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You Heard It Here First...
The MLU News and Information Service(tm) brings you the following announcement. Please ensure small children are not present in the room while reading!
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-- making its estimated time of arrival 9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014.
F**** it that's 3 years, 2 months and 6 1/2 hours before I get to draw my pension. This cannot HAPPEN !! Ah well................Mines a pint of Hookey………………….. Ho Hum. Oh and another reason why this cosmic event will not occur, the Leyland will just be ready for it's first public showing.......... so that's that sorted then. I say Old Boy that’s not the thing to come home to don’t you know………… gave me quite a turn,………… consider yourself on a charge for spreading alarm and despondency in the ranks Pete PTO&G (with bar awarded for stiff upper lip in the face of killer cosmic cloud) |
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Sheeesh...
...can't it hurry up so I don't have to go to work.
So , what , this galaxy sized cloud "snuck up" on us? Hmmm, 28,000 light years away , nothing travels faster than the speed of light, soooo...I should plan a vacation for sometime after 30,000A.D. ? Damn, I already had plans then. Sean ps: the word con keeps repeating in my ears.
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Re: Sheeesh...
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Re: Re: Sheeesh...
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That is going to throw a scut into CC15,on the 26-28 June 2014....might have to move it up a weekend...or two.....
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What has Yappy being up to? It sounds like the little pixie has being blowing smoke rings again.
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the end of the world!
This news will have the Jehovahs Witness mob giddy with excitement.
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Re: the end of the world!
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(Not in my bloody lifetime!)
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Last chance,
Wow great news time to start buying up big time. first thing in the morning I am off to the bank to see the manager looking for a huge loan to buy up all those military vehicles that I have always wanted just think we will never have to pay back the money nice to stick it to the banks for a change, just kidding
Regards. Ron.
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G'day All, With due respect to GWB for starting this thread and to Ron here in Oz who is going out in the morning to get DEEP into DEBT because we are heading for Amargeddon in 2014, well after reading the post i had a squizz (look) in Google and I'm sorry to say chaps but it's all B.S. , so Ron dont go to town in the morning stay home and have a XXXX or 2 cheers Dennis
PS yeah I know I'm going to get a floggin :dh: |
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shrimps on the barbie
Hey Dinty,
Its too late I am camped on the bank doorstep, got the tent pitched, esky by my side, Shrimps and snags on the barbie and a few slabs of xxxx to while away the night, I am not moving so that you can pinch my spot, First in best dressed, Regards, Ron,
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Re: You Heard It Here First...
PLANET-DISSOLVING DUST CLOUD IS HEADED TOWARD EARTH!
Monday September 12, 2005 I wonder if this dust cloud will dissolve the Klingons circling my anus, sorry, Uranus?
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Sorry, everyone will have to go to work after all
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Of course it's wrong! Nostradamus predicted the world would end in 2012. Kim Jong-il is trying for 2007.
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bugga
Hi Pat.
MMMm what can I say spent up big time up to my neck in debt and now its called off, carnt help bad lucj I guess, Regards, Ron, anyone want a cheap tent? and barbie, and an irate bank manager? and a couple of slabs of xxxx ?
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XXXX
Hi all
For those that don't know what XXXX is, it's a brand of Queensland beer. The reason it's called XXXX is that they couldn't spell the word beer. Sorry Ron. Bob |
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xxx ?
Hi Bob,
Thats ok have another stubbie on me, Regards, Ron,
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