If you have to ask the price, ...

[Tony Smith]

... then you couldn't afford it.

This luxury Sydney waterfront property is currently for sale. It has what every waterfront home needs; a Torpedo Room! Of course! If I had a waterfront property, I would definitely want to make sure it's fully equipped with plenty of torpedoes.

It's no longer enough to have both an indoor AND an outdoor swimming pool. It's not enough to have an indoor bowling alley. A 2000 bottle wine cellar is so 20th century, Dahling! It doesn't cut to have 3 elevators in your 6 floor home. No Sir-ee! Must have a Torpedo Room to stand out from the crowd.

https://www.realestate.com.au/proper...neer-136780650

Heh-heh! I bet they can't fit a CMP in that underground carpark. Suckers!