Well????????????

Originally posted by Mark W. Tonner
[B].by the way, you should take something for those "powers GESTATING within".....

I am .... I'm taking
"My-Time Elixer"
It's VERY good for what ails me ... YOU!

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Vets_Dottir

"My-Time Elixer"
It's VERY good for what ails me ... YOU!

So I make you ill do I....: What can I say..... it could be worse......I could live closer to you.... ...that would really make you ill......you know, that's an idea.......hmmmmm.....

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Mark, that WOULD be takin' your life in your hands...

Originally posted by Mark W. Tonner
So I make you ill do I....: What can I say..... it could be worse......I could live closer to you.... ...that would really make you ill......you know, that's an idea.......hmmmmm.....

Hmmmmm ... I LIKE that idea Mark-O ...(he he he) I have VERY suitable accommodations if you don't mind damp and dungeon grey walls ...just leave your housekeys under the mat where I'll be SURE to find them ... I haven't had enough "time" ... or is it "My-Time"? to "Welcome You
PROPERLY
into the frying pan...but of course "WELCOME" is not QUITE the properly descriptive word... I've been contemplating "RECIPES"
AGAIN
Oh dear ... forgive me ... I got SO excited I SHOUTED...oo I MUST restrain myself...I was reminded of another
STIRRING FRY
Oh goodness... there I go AGAIN... oopsie daisy ... well ... there ... STIRRING TORMENTOR FRIES sizzled in MAN-OIL ... and Yessss I SHALL enjoy this... I do SO love to toss in some garlic and basil ..... helps me to ignore the tough parts

)ok ... enuf!

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Vets_Dottir
...just leave your housekeys under the mat

I don't have a mat, cause what I want printed on it, the girls have told me I CAN'T.......if you get my drift... :

P.S. - Geoff; What is 'Little Itty Bitty, Little Miss Yappy Going to do, REALLY.....she's to itty bitty to do anything and see, here's the proof, a little itty bitty
Warrior Princess...........

My friend Mark-O ... Surely, SIR, you must see how UN-WISE it is to call on Master Sunray's Wizardry to torment me? ...Can you NOT see that HE has chosen NOT to torment me? THIS he has learned as wisdom through EXPERIENCE.

This WIZARD knows WHEN not to mess with someone such as "I"... and has he indeed NOT entered here to PROTECT YOU by providing WISE counsel? Being the kind-souled SunRay that he truly is, he tries to PROTECT and SAVE his forum visitors from foolish and futile actions than can only bring FRYFRY MY DARLING .... FRY ... especially when you choose to

CONTINUE TO TORMENT ME WHILE I'M GESTATING

I must SHOUT, forgive me, but I would much prefer lamb-chops to Mark-O Chops ... BUT ... you do so PERSIST, therefore, so must I...

Time ... trust me TORMENTOR .....

"TIME WOUNDS ALL HEELS"

Hmm ... Garlic
Basil
Meat Tenderizer

OH WIZARD SunRay..... I COMMEND your restraint and wisdom

[Mark W. Tonner]

Did you say something....I thought I heard a little itty bitty voice from the left coast...or maybe not, it was probably the wind, it's pretty windy here today.............

Understood - Stand-by- to receive Emergency shipment of gas masks, on their way, as we speak, to save women and children of the house. Yappy will desist any Direct-Fry-Action until women and children safe, air is purified, and wind blows off. I repeat.... STAND-BY to receive emergency shipment.

Yappy is kind ... and patient!

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Vets_Dottir
Understood - Stand-by- to receive Emergency shipment of gas masks, on their way, as we speak, to save women and children of the house. Yappy will desist any Direct-Fry-Action until women and children safe, air is purified, and wind blows off. I repeat.... STAND-BY to receive emergency shipment.

Yappy is kind ... and patient!

Not that kind of wind Little Miss.........but speaking of wind, with 589 posts to date.......Who's the WINDY one.......

Originally posted by Mark W. Tonner
Not that kind of wind Little Miss.........but speaking of wind, with 589 posts to date.......Who's the WINDY one.......

Would you like me to stop until you catchup? That shouldn't take too long

Whaddaguy:

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Vets_Dottir
Would you like me to stop until you catchup? That shouldn't take too long

Whaddaguy:

That would mean that you couldn't 'YAP' for 191 days or posts : ....hmmmmmmm

Originally posted by Vets_Dottir
Yes ... and you see a beautiful pregnant woman, DON'T YOU, Marko? What the actual picture is ... is moi ... almost gestated there, my friend.

Prepare yourself,,, now the gas has cleared (oops... I mean wind) and women and children of you house are safe, now I can ... well ... you shall see

I changed my preference about the oil for FRYDAY.
I've been stocking up on my fave gourmet oils and herbs. I'm almost ready... It's almost time ... and FRYDAY is only ONE thing I shall do... to you

Are you scared Mark-O? I see you LURKING in here right now ... are you NERVOUS Mark?

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Vets_Dottir
Are you scared Mark-O? I see you LURKING in here right now ... are you NERVOUS Mark?

Scared of Little Miss Yappy..............I Don't Think So...:
Bring it on Little Miss............................... Hey look, an even 400 posts : yap, yap, yap...she tot me well

Originally posted by Mark W. Tonner
Scared of Little Miss Yappy..............I Don't Think So...:
Bring it on Little Miss............................... Hey look, an even 400 posts : yap, yap, yap...she tot me well

Silly mortal man .... YOU ... you shall soon see that "I", Little Miss Yappy, have a BITE that is
farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr worse
than my itty bitty yap. You DARE to TEST me? YOU are NOT wise. Silly goose. Perhaps your wisdom is lost in your HAIR? What else could it be that should SO blind you, even when the great and wise SUNRAY tried to light your way through wisdom. Ah ... you force me. You DO realize this? yap yap yap yippity yap ... you ain't seen nuthin yet... wait.

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Vets_Dottir
Silly mortal man .... YOU ... you shall soon see that "I", Little Miss Yappy, have a BITE that is
farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr worse
than my itty bitty yap. You DARE to TEST me? YOU are NOT wise. Silly goose. Perhaps your wisdom is lost in your HAIR? What else could it be that should SO blind you, even when the great and wise SUNRAY tried to light your way through wisdom. Ah ... you force me. You DO realize this? yap yap yap yippity yap ... you ain't seen nuthin yet... wait.

Yah, Yah, Yah......yap yip yap......I'm waiting.....