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Old 13-11-08, 07:32
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Default What does CMP stand for???

No no no, I'm not THAT dumb. We all know it's Canadian Military Pattern but what COULD it stand for?

Here is a couple I've thought of:

CMP= Causes Marital Problems
CMP= Constant Money Paralysis

What can people come up with for a bit of a laugh?
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Old 13-11-08, 08:35
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No no no, I'm not THAT dumb. We all know it's Canadian Military Pattern but what COULD it stand for?

Here is a couple I've thought of:

CMP= Causes Marital Problems
CMP= Constant Money Paralysis

What can people come up with for a bit of a laugh?
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Old 13-11-08, 08:55
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Old 13-11-08, 10:34
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Old 13-11-08, 11:15
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Old 13-11-08, 14:04
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Old 13-11-08, 17:41
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Old 13-11-08, 19:10
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Canadians Must Purchase

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Competitive Maybe (?) Perhaps

Did I just say the first one? I'll get me coat!
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Old 13-11-08, 19:22
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Old 13-11-08, 20:55
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Controversial manufacturer puzzle
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Old 13-11-08, 20:57
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Old 13-11-08, 21:02
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Old 13-11-08, 21:52
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Old 13-11-08, 22:29
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Old 14-11-08, 03:44
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CMP = 'Colin Michael Parker'...my son. Didn't tell the wife THAT until after the birth certificate.
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Old 14-11-08, 05:09
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CMP = 'Colin Michael Parker'...my son. Didn't tell the wife THAT until after the birth certificate.
Now that's dedication.


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Old 14-11-08, 06:06
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Old 14-11-08, 15:57
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Can't Move Posterior
Creates Marginal Posture
Could Move Phaster
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Old 16-11-08, 13:26
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Old 17-11-08, 11:56
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Old 18-11-08, 20:46
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