Achtung!Auchtung!!Mr J.HClarke

[Garry Shipton (RIP)]

Undur ze new fuehur,Herr Stephen Harper,Yu vill not and ve repeat,vill not talking to ze press,under rules dat de new Fuehur has stipulated or else vee hav vays to deal vit peoples like you ,mein friend.Do not ,under no zercumstances,try to contact Herr Harper.Zis eez a new non-democratic era in der new republic of Der Harper(even though he's proving to the voters that he's a bigger asshole than anyone of us thought).UND,if you ,as a party member,if you hav a special socialist passport,to ask kwestions of der dear fueheur,vee wiil contact you,whatever de party you pick(Take a choice 1)Alliance 2)Conservative 3)REFORN !!(their all the same,it doesn't matter what you pick herr comrade-you're nobody)).But vee must warn you Herr Clarke,vee hav vays of dealing vith peoples like you.No matter ve lost zee war,at least vee came in second place-

tank you Herr Clarke or your vote for Herr Harper.

J.H.,didn't I tell you that this minority loser would F--k up beyond what the Liberals' would do(and the a--hole hasn't even sat in parliament yet-But I digress,knowing you,if his heigness were to pass by you,you'd be on your knees kissing his (Whatever).Salut tro'd cue

[Bob Carriere]

Geez what's wrong Garry...???

... do you have a speech impedement or has someone switched your denture putty for silly putty.....??

Bob

Hey Garry ... ya gotta stop drinking from Shadster's beer bottle ... I can't understand your accent


Woof-n-Arf to my Beloved Shadster

Ma

[RHClarke]

Originally posted by Garry Shipton
Salut tro'd cue

Garry,

To quote your idol Peter Waterhole, " I've been called worse by better people".

You may wish to review the Acceptable Use Policy. Feel free to insult me to my face - at any time.

[Garry Shipton (RIP)]

My dear Mr Clarke(by the way-an open letter to all MLU members to read).
I would,on no account as a member of this esteemed forum,accuse you of any infractions.As a matter of fact,I personnally look forward to meeting you when(possibly at Easter when I'm up in Nepean at my brothers' house).Let me put it this way.-every time your f--k-ups f--k-up ,after all the BS you published on the forum,I ,my friend will be there TO remind you.Now,if you my dear friend,have any more questions to ask me,please clear it with my press sexatriary,Geoff Spinninballs-or whatever his name is.,By the way,,don't give him a BEER,he'll vote for MOLSON/BUDWEISER/PABST BLUE RIBBON/hell even CORONA if it"s free.
Oh yes-insult to your face.Bet I caan chugalug two beers before you taake the top off your firsst !! Geoff not included in this one.He cchews the lids off aand eats them jusst to get at the beer
Good night MY FRIEND

[Hanno Spoelstra]

Gentlemen, please refrain from insulting each other and using foul language. If you cannot restrain yourselves, this post will be deleted and you will be banned from the forum

Worst of all , Miss Yappy will come by and you over the head personally.

Hanno
forum moderator

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Thank you, Hanno, for stepping in.

Take it offline, gentlemen; let's not make this commentary personal.

[Garry Shipton (RIP)]

No personal insult to anyone iintended and I apologize if I have offended anyone.As Hanno pointed out,I'll borrow Miss Yappy's and take her punishment.

Originally posted by Garry Shipton
No personal insult to anyone iintended and I apologize if I have offended anyone.As Hanno pointed out,I'll borrow Miss Yappy's and take her punishment.

Here's 40 whacks of for you two (20 each)

We need Spring to burst forth with the warm weather and warm fuzzies again ... I know exactly where to find some lilacs once they bloom too



Karmen aka Ma Yappy

[Garry Shipton (RIP)]

I want to thank you for the repeated upside my head.The bonging still hasn't stopped .Question for you??Tulip leaves-are they edible??Good in a salad??Debbie's are coming up outside as I write!!Do goldens(his highness is laying here in the den as I type with his head on his teddy bear and his Alf stuffie) like eating tulip leaves??.Hmmm,gives me an idea for an experiment :idea: Will get back to you with the results!!
Hear Shad dog,come see your dad.I have something for you from mommy's garden.Woops,he's fallen back to sleep again.Oh well , maybe I'll go :dh: Cuddles,my daughters' cat.

Originally posted by Garry Shipton
Hmmm,gives me an idea for an experiment :idea: Will get back to you with the results!!
Hear Shad dog,come see your dad.I have something for you from mommy's garden.Woops,he's fallen back to sleep again.Oh well , maybe I'll go :dh: Cuddles,my daughters' cat.

Maybe trying a little Ecstacy might help ... I hear it gives the Warm-n-Lovey-Dovey-to-Everybody/Thing-Fuzzies" ...hmmmm ... sounds much like the Love-Ins and Sit-Ins era which i missed, never took part in (thank god : )

Ma Yappy is just fine, thank you verra muchos gracias ... tomorrow is moving-in day to my new digs which doesn't look anything at'all like a Bunker

I don't know about tulip parts being edible nor which parts ... make a salad and have at 'er and if you can tell us about it afterwards, then they are edible ... leave that doggy and kitty alone!!!

Ah, yes, Ma yappy is cheeky today, indeed