Merry Xmas

[Bob Moseley (RIP)]

Hi gals & guys

To everyone on MLU, have a very Happy Christmas and a prosperous and CMPing Happy New Year.

Ada & Bob

[Alex Blair (RIP)]

Bob

Was this you...

An elderly man in Adelaide calls his son in Sydney on Christmas Eve and
> says: "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother
and
> I are divorcing; 45 years of misery is enough."
> "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
> "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says.
> "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call
> your sister in Brisbane and tell her." And he hangs up.
>
> Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
> "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts. "I'll take care of
this."
> She calls her dad immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT
> getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling
my
> brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a
> thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
>
> The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says,
> "they're coming for Christmas, and paying their own airfares."


So much for snow..
This year the ground is green ..No snow..Merry Christmas to all..

[Richard Farrant]

Bob and Ada,

Merry Christmas to you both and to all the guys down at the Port Adelaide Museum and the South Australian club.

Seasons Greetings from up here in SE England.

Richard

We WISH you, ADA and BOB, a Merry Christmas from Karmen and daughters, Elysia and Renee, all the way from Nelson, BC, CANADA

[gordon]

http://web.icq.com/shockwave/0,,4845,00.swf

This is a good example of my intellectual level.

Gordon

[Bob Moseley (RIP)]

Gordon

Love it. Anybody with an IQ of 300+ like us would appreciate it.

Bob

[Tony Smith]

There will be no christmas this year due to a small "airspace separation error" between two flying craft.

[Max Hedges]

looks like that fixed him .

merry christmas to you all from all of us at Yass and looking foward to another good blitz year.

Max

I'm so glad that big jerk in Red has got his come-uppence! I'm so danged TIRED of being the invisible one who goes broke and does all the work while THE BIG RED MAN gets all the bloody credit then splits for another year while I clean up the mess!

I'd like to blast the one with who came up with the whole idea of Santa Clause anyways! AND the idiot who who started the GOODIE BAGS ideafor birthdays where EVERY CHILD gets agoodie bag so they don'tfeel LEFT OUT . GAWD ... is this a left-coast thing? or is it International?

Yor my friend now!

[Garry Shipton (RIP)]

Hey Vets,
Christmas Eve the Shadman(Shadow the golden retriever) & I have a project.I dug out the toboggan f & his reindeer ears which he wears over his floppy ears plus his red clown nose to look like Rudolph & we're gonna visit all the male veterans on my street with a 24 case of Molson Dry beer secured to the toboggan.He's in training as I speak.Only problem is I have to carry a half pound of doggie biscuits to entice him to move forward.The only hitch in the program is he gets cold only half an hour after we do the test run,he turns around & heads right back to the house one half a block away spilling the empty case all over the place.As an update,I can only report that with my boss Debbie,I may be sleeping in the doghouse outside on X-Mas eve while that golden reindeer sleeps inside>Women ruin all the best laid schemes of men(&goldens).I think she's reporting me to the SPCA.

Merry Christmas to all

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

That's funny...

I once had two 100+ lb Goldens, and together, they could pull a toboggan with two kids on it about 25mph! Especially if they saw a coon or skunk. What a hoot. The kids loved it...

BTW, you can address "Vets" as "VD"... works for the rest of us, and so far we're still without chancres...

Originally posted by Garry Shipton
Women ruin all the best laid schemes of men(&goldens).
Merry Christmas to all

MEN would do WELL to remember this home-truth if they truly hope to keep getting LAID

Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball
BTW, you can address "Vets" as "VD"... works for the rest of us, and so far we're still without chancres...

Whaddareyah Geoff ... DEAF? and DAFT?

TIME wounds all heals ... could be walking funny there soon Old Sunray ... there are mores ways than one to spread a virus ...

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Originally posted by Vets_Dottir
Whaddareyah Geoff ... DEAF? and DAFT?

TIME wounds all heals ... could be walking funny there soon Old Sunray ... there are mores ways than one to spread a virus ...

DAFT probably works... I'm HERE aren't I?

Ref the rest... prove it, ya Pixie Witch....

[JD Baillie]

VD,
What, didn't YOU get a goodie bag when you were little?
Were you ever little?
JD

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Originally posted by JD Baillie
Were you ever little?

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

JD, you dunno WHO you're dealing with here...

[JD Baillie]

Sunray, it was your last post that did it for me... the Little Pixie Witch, goodie bag in hand with the top glued shut...
Imagine the expression...


JD

[Garry Shipton (RIP)]

Originally posted by Vets_Dottir
MEN would do WELL to remember this home-truth if they truly hope to keep getting LAID

Hey VD,

"Get LAID"-Heck there's hardly enough room for me & a case of 24 in the Doghouse unless you include the golden & a skunk he may befriend as Sunray eluded too!!Update on the test runs-went quite well if I include me pulling the toboggan home late last nite with the whining golden reindeer laying on it with his head flopped down on the empty case of 24 & his reindeer antlers askew sideways on his head plus his cold paws(memo to self-get large dog booties for a 110 lb reindeer )for next test run).I think I gave him too many milkbones.Now getting harder to convince him to go for late nite walks especially when he spots the toboggan.

[Garry Shipton (RIP)]

Hi VD!!Sorry to report the Xmas beer run cancelled for tonite.As I type the Shadster is sleeping comfortably on my college daughter's bed.Anyway,went out drinking with my Prez & VP yesterday & it carried over to late last nite's test run.The cops were very friendly when they let us return home,We'd only gotten about 25ft from the house when they pulled over next to us,The friendly lady constable suggested the Shadman shud be arrested for impersinating a reindeer,while her face was being licked.I think that's what saved me.Luckily the beer case was full of empty bottles.They asked if the bag of milkbones was my late nite snack!!Learned that there's a law here in Quebec that beer cases,when being transported must be out of sight.

Anyhoo!!Merry Christmas from me & the Shad,if he ever looks at me again

[JD Baillie]

Gary,
Does that mean you have to drink the beer BEFORE transport?

JD

[Garry Shipton (RIP)]

Nope,the beer case was empty.I was tanked up from our Xmas lunch.As I type this. the golden is laying beside me here in the basement den.As a matter of fact each time he rolls over to another position,he moans & looks at me.What did I do?.At least he(and I)weren't arrested!!My wife is on her way home from work.Hasn't talked to me today.Must have been the red & yellow flashing lights on the police cruiser that caught her attention last night

Merry Christmas from the DOG HOUSE-need any milkbones-have a bag full!!

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Garry, I hope you're at least going to put antlers on the old dawg for Christmas Eve...

[Garry Shipton (RIP)]

Sorry Goeff,Deb my boss insisted I WEAR THEM to hand out presents this morning.As a matter of fact,I'm wearing them as I type.Got a neat beer bottle cooler with the little zipper in the Canadiens colors right from the boutique in the Bell Centre.Boy,do my girls know me.Oh ya,plus a Molson Dry lighter
Ahhh!Heaven

[Garry Shipton (RIP)]

In closing out this troublesome Xmas thread,forgot to mention last nite's incident.duing my nightly duty walk or shud I say, staggering along with the retriever ,on his nightly walk.Had him on his leash,minding my own business,watching out for the local constabulary with their pretty red & yellow lights on top of their squad car,when lo & behold,a lump of snow hits me on my winter touque.As I look up this fat guy in red lands on the street,and as he does so, I see snow falling off the sled runners.So I yell ,asking, who the H-ll does he think he is-So he retorts ,laughing at me."Ho Ho Ho"!!.Sooo,not wanting to be arrested by our local enemies,I told him that, because he had thirteen golden retrievers with fake antler horns,pulling his sleigh,I & my faithful retriever,being outnumbered, would just go home.Also told him to watch out for the cops, what with that big bag of ,probably Milkbones, in the back of his sleigh,as our cops are wary of such things.Showed that guy!!