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An adapted joke
This one came to me from a writer friend who is well aware of the passion for CMPs...
"A mechanic was removing the head from a V8 CMP when he spotted a well known heart surgeon in his work shop. The surgeon was curious about the old truck. The mechanic noticed him there and shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, can I ask you a question...." The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the engine. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So, how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?" The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned against the CMP and whispered to the mechanic... "Try doing it with the engine running." An oldie but a goodie!
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Film maker 42 FGT No8 (Aust) remains 42 FGT No9 (Aust) 42 F15 Keith Webb Macleod, Victoria Australia Also Canadian Military Pattern Vehicles group on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/canadianmilitarypattern |
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Cool ...
I like this one Keefy ...
(I also liked the loopy plane and dog flick ... poor dog though ) Ma |
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