ANIMALS and CREEPY CRAWLIES around us.

[cliff]

Originally posted by Keith Webb
The most fun you can have with a huntsman is when you're in the middle of your shower and you note one on the ceiling just above your head and you know you'll have to walk under it's steam-weakened legs to exit the shower.

worse if it happens to be a redback in the same state!

cheers
Cliff

Hi ... did you all miss me while I've been absent from replying to you-all in here?

I can see you've all been on a roll in this thread and I have some catch-up to do in it (have been playing catch-up in other threads too)

Karmen ,mi amore,getting back to the subject that you never answered,what kind of creepy crawley is golden, has long ears,a big black nose and gives you that big sad look?sneaks up on people,then!!Get this,licks you??AS a matter of fact he's coming at me now!!!Back off dog ,I'm typing on the computtt-----eer

Ah, mi amore SHADSTER ... wof-woof-n-arf-n-arf to you from Ma ... Garry, you be nice to Shadster and stop rejecting the poor Golden soul ... the trick is to spend quality time with the Shad ... then Shad won't be bad and stalk you for attention

Originally posted by Ponysoldier
Someone doesnt like ------- they dont eat much,and
good protein too!
Patrick

Yes ... methinks it may be time for Master Sunray to be de-phobia-ized. Will have to teach him progressive desensitization through gradual exposure ... here is a start... camel-spider eggs:

I found this Royal Australian Airforce site in a search for camel-spiders ... (however does the military recruit if the tell potential recruiters about these creepy-crawly-and other-critters? It can travel up to 16 miles per hour folks!!! RUN!

http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgur...lr%3D%26sa%3DN

[Garry Shipton (RIP)]

Never mind running.That's faster than I can pedal my daughter's mountain bike !! Yikes,there's not even a fly swatter that fast:
I'm outta here !!

[Tony Smith]

An old Arabic curse is "May the fleas of a thousand Camels infest your pubic hairs". After seeing the "Flesh-Eating" Camel Spider, I think an appropriate curse would be "Let just one Camel Spider nest in your Pubic hair!" 16mph? Hmm, stay away from fast women!

Originally posted by Tony Smith
An old Arabic curse is "May the fleas of a thousand Camels infest your pubic hairs". After seeing the "Flesh-Eating" Camel Spider, I think an appropriate curse would be "Let just one Camel Spider nest in your Pubic hair!" 16mph? Hmm, stay away from fast women!

Oh My Gawwwwwwwwwd ... TOOOOOO-NY ... shame on you :dh: :dh: :dh:

[Garry Shipton (RIP)]

The saying I learned was and I quote,'May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits."Say it with a Pakistani accent(Although there's nothing wrong with that).
I'm outta here.Wake up you stupid flea infested golden retriever,else I'll hit ya with an empty beer bottle(as he opens his eyes,yawnss,and looks at me as if I'm the idoit !!I'll get Miss Yappy and her to ccme here and wake you.OH yes,supper time.Come on let's get the Iams dry food.God,it's hard being a parent for a golden.

[cliff]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
camel-spiders

just goes to show us humans are not the only weird thing on this planet

cheers
Cliff

[Ponysoldier]

Phobic is going out your front door and almost stepping
on 5 foot Rattler, it will start your heart up real fast like
Patrick

[sapper740]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir


My youngest daughter's father was a Texan , as were his father and mother before him ... again ....



Annoying varmints? SHAME ON YOU MASTER SAPPER740 ... that'sa nottta verra nice-a to call our Aussie friends varmints!!!!

If your husband was a Texan, I guess you know why we're so proud of our LONGHORNS! LOL!

[Max Hedges]

found this in the garden hedding for the back door

Max

[Keith Webb]

Max has conquered them all in the Yass area.

My next-door neighbour just killed a tiger snake in their garden. 'Twas but 3 feet long, a little-un.

C'mon, Jif escape the cold!

Originally posted by Bob Moseley
Hey Spin Ball
Get your own computer and leave Kartmann to her postings.
Bob

Yeh, don't be such a meanie Ball-Winnyspin, go and have a snore on the settee as usual and let VD/PW have some tippy-tappy on the keyboard.



R.

Originally posted by FV623
Yeh, don't be such a meanie Ball-Winnyspin, go and have a snore on the settee as usual and let VD/PW have some tippy-tappy on the keyboard.



R.

My dear, dear, Master R.,

Oh dear, Oh dear, have no fear that the Master Sun-Ball-Win-Ton-Ning is hogging the computer tippy-tappable-ness from the wee bittie VD/PW ... when he works (almost daily, often all day, usually variable hours) and when he's on the settee he's either snoring or mainlining sounds and images (did I say SOUNDS??????????) along with favored beverages ... therefore, leaving the wee bittie me access to this new-fandangled-technology that requires manual tippy-tappy-tasks to my hands and hearts ability and content.

I've been out of character by not posting so much these days, figuring you'all need a rest from me MERRY CHRISTMAS HO HO HO

I'm not dead yet though so am quite capable of profuse tippy-tappy-ableness at whim .... whim hitting ... well ... at whim

Your dear, dear VD/PW

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
My dear, dear, Master R.,

Ah, dear VD/PW

Oh dear, Oh dear, have no fear that the Master Sun-Ball-Win-Ton-Ning is hogging the computer tippy-tappable-ness from the wee bittie VD/PW ... when he works (almost daily, often all day, usually variable hours) and when he's on the settee he's either snoring or mainlining sounds and images (did I say SOUNDS??????????) along with favored beverages ... therefore, leaving the wee bittie me access to this new-fandangled-technology that requires manual tippy-tappy-tasks to my hands and hearts ability and content.

Oh, that's alright then. Anyway whenever you need the computennmaschinenn gerät, just give Winjif Ballspin a couple of beers and send him to the settee for his noisy dead man act.

I've been out of character by not posting so much these days, figuring you'all need a rest from me MERRY CHRISTMAS HO HO HO

So you have.

I'm not dead yet though so am quite capable of profuse tippy-tappy-ableness at whim .... whim hitting ... well ... at whim

Whatever. . . . . . . . .

Your dear, dear VD/PW

Indeed dear lady, do you know when you get there, if the stores are all closed, with a word you can get what you came for.

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow don't be alarmed now, its just a spring-clean for the May Queen.

Dear lady can you hear the wind blow, and did you know, your stairway lies on the whispering wind.


He, he; that's got you. . . . . . . . . .

R.

Originally posted by FV623
Ah, dear VD/PW
Dear lady can you hear the wind blow, and did you know, your stairway lies on the whispering wind.

He, he; that's got you. . . . . . . . . .

R.

... And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a we know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last ... :idea:



VD/PW

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
... And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a we know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last ... :idea:



VD/PW

Dear Lady VD/PW
Excellent!!!
10/10 and the Waffenamt of the week award.



R.

[sapper740]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
... And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a we know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last ... :idea:



VD/PW

1969......Vancouver......I was there! They played the Agrodome, a small venue....it was sublime! What I remember of it!

Originally posted by sapper740
1969......Vancouver......I was there! They played the Agrodome, a small venue....it was sublime! What I remember of it!

Brilliant. . . . . . . . . . . ²

Hang on, someone just whispered that soon if we all call the tune then the piper will lead us to reason.



R.