todays temperature ???

[james walker]

Darwin now about 28c with ongoing rain: humid wet season weather.

Dry season due in about may with 29c days and down to what we consider a cool 14c at night time. Had enough rain now, although by end of dry season (November) we've had enough dry... humans are never happy with the weather they've got apparantly!!

james

[aj.lec]

you can send a bit of rain down this way if you like .getting dry allready

[Bob Moseley (RIP)]

Hi all - December/January quite hot, February cold. But March has been the hotest March since records began in 18 whenever. The whole month has been upper 30c with many days over 40c. Looks to continue until at least next Tuesday. Hot north winds predicted over next days and extreme fire hazard days coming up. A few fires are burning at the moment.
Bob

[Phil Waterman]

Well with New Hampshire on track to breaking 150 year old record for snow fall, it is snowing again 33.8 or 1 degree F/C. Just enough to make sure that auto body shops are fully employed.

Cheers Phil

[aj.lec]

we could probably get a date BUT (theres always a but ) I feel there may be a slight queue
probably runs into several hundred thousand people
Because im a nice bloke you can take my place in the queue
yes it would be a hell of a way to go
As my favourite saying goes 'you are only as old as the woman youre feeling'
Unfortunately my old girls were built in 1941,1942 and 1944

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Originally posted by aj.lec
we could probably get a date BUT (theres always a but ) I feel there may be a slight queue
probably runs into several hundred thousand people
Because im a nice bloke you can take my place in the queue
yes it would be a hell of a way to go
As my favourite saying goes 'you are only as old as the woman youre feeling'
Unfortunately my old girls were built in 1941,1942 and 1944

Yeah, you're probably right, dammit! Maybe it's a good idea not to date anyone younger than one's own children anyway...

Can we double their ages and try again?

[aj.lec]

I wonder if dating both of them at the same time doubles the age

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Originally posted by aj.lec
I wonder if dating both of them at the same time doubles the age

Damn, I think you've just hit on something! It would sure halve ours... would that split the difference?

[Howard]

Originally posted by aj.lec
I wonder if dating both of them at the same time doubles the age

I know of a 7 foot tall basket-baller who couldn't get a 7' tall girlfriend..... so he got two 3'6" girls and screwed them together

Originally posted by Howard
I know of a 7 foot tall basket-baller who couldn't get a 7' tall girlfriend..... so he got two 3'6" girls and screwed them together

Be careful there Master Unstable Howard ... I do have admin powers and can delete you you know

Ma Lookin' fer a fight

[aj.lec]

careful howard karmens got you in the sights
Lucky do didnt mention the french saying about 3

back to the subject
today 38.7c
yesterday 38.9 but the u.v. index must have been massive .sun had some serious bite in it .got a sunburnt head at the pistol club and then helped put up a shed frame . Made a dent on some brown bottles after that

Balmy here at -2 celcius right now

---- That's okay, Howard too far away for me to reach out and and if I delete him, Master Sunray Jif will only un-delete him anyways. Geez, I hate that Grand Master's have more power than the wee me

[Howard]

Now, Ma, You don't realy want to delete me, do you??
HH
(Yet alone pick a blue??)

Nah, guess not

"Yet alone pick a blue"????? Do I have to read the thread again to understand what you mean by that?

Ma

[aj.lec]

aussie for start a fight

Originally posted by aj.lec
aussie for start a fight

Thanks for that Andrew ... I'll have to remember it!!!

Well, so much for the balmy weathers lately ... today:

-17c

Ma

[Keith Webb]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir 2nd
Well, so much for the balmy weathers lately ... today:

-17c

Ma

Yes, much cooler here today too with a range of 13-24. Oh wait, that should have a PLUS in front of the figures.

Originally posted by Keith Webb
Yes, much cooler here today too with a range of 13-24. Oh wait, that should have a PLUS in front of the figures.

Nasty boy you

psssssssst ... glad you folks getting a little relief drom the extreme heat .......

[aj.lec]

yes it has been better the last two days
yesterday hit about 32c then a storm in the arvo dropping about 10mm of rain
today was a very nice 27c

Sure wish we could divvy up the weathers and both have at the halfway marks at least We're currently about -15c.

There's a strange concept "out there in flakes land" that the "collective consciousness" of all of us controls our weather. Our thoughts, moods, energies causes the weather changes

We ARE energy ... so perhaps???????

I guess you Aussies think you are all really "HOT" lately then hey?

[aj.lec]

does that make you canadians ice maidens then ?

I personally would never call myself "hot" (with a head like mine )
on occasions hot under the collar though

If we did a divvy it would still only be 6c -bit fresh for me im afraid

Originally posted by aj.lec
does that make you canadians ice maidens then ?

Perhaps sometimes

I personally would never call myself "hot" (with a head like mine )
on occasions hot under the collar though

Maybe it's the "hothead under the collar" causing the heatwaves then?

If we did a divvy it would still only be 6c -bit fresh for me im afraid

Well, we can't allow you to be too hot for your own good, now then, can we?

[aj.lec]

quote -Maybe it's the "hothead under the collar" causing the heatwaves then?

possible

I am very happy sitting at 27c .hot enough for short sleeves, good sleep and the ales still take the edge off

[Daniel Treasure]

Had a mild warm one yesterday at 44C but today cooled off today to 27C with 96pc humidity. didnt think that was possible but that the offical reading at gero airport beuro of met at 7am.

[aj.lec]

96% !! would have been like walking around in a shower all day wouldnt it ?

That's too hot for me

[Rookie]

It's too damn hot to even look at the temperature, emergency measures are called for. a few neighbours and I are going to crawl across the desert that is one of the paddocks to the Male bonding area whereupon we will sit and stare at the truck and attack some Dutch beer one of the guys got. God its hard to be a martyr to a truck, P.S. Aussies, no snakes or biting things here except lots of sharks that have deserted you and are cruising our beach.

PPS did you see on the Aussie news the photos taken by a neighbour who hung upside down out of his 3 metre boat with his mates holding his legs and got great photos of a 4 metre great white (shows the sun is getting to a few people around here)

Happy New Year to all you MLU ers

Rookie

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Originally posted by Rookie
It's too damn hot to even look at the temperature, emergency measures are called for....

G'day Rookie!

I'll trade you half way.... at just before 0300 Friday in Toronto, it's about +4 right now and raining - virtually unheard-of for years! It SHOULD be averaging -10/-15 and snowing, and hell, even our weatherguessers are stuffed - it's supposed to be -3/snowing in 5 minutes! Still, I haven't seen the sun in close-on two months now, and I'm damned tired of the damp & cold! Gets into your bones at this age... the bottom line is don't whinge!