Field Surgery

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

OK, I have a front tooth which needs to take a permament vacation (when it goes wandering about my mouth you just know)...

Here's the drill... I can pay hundreds to a dentist to grab his vice-grips and yank... or I can take my own vice-grips, and suitably reinforced, carry on m'self. An interesting conundrum, must say. VDPW, where are you when I need you? Natasha does NOT understand "Git the bloody vice-grips you furry little moggy witch, give them to me and and what part of 'stand to attention!' did you not understand? Cats, oi vey.".

Yes, I AM losing it. No I'm not. Yes I am. Not I'm not. Report to your nearest Reducation Centre. Yes Ma'am, er... sir.

Some days I feel like Paul Gross. Well, maybe if I had his money. No, you would. No, you wouldn't. Yes, I might. With all due respect to your rank and station in life, PISS OFF, but thank you kindly.

Oh my, methinks SUNRAY needs a vacation. NOTE TO SELF: Make it so, No 1. SAH!